This list had like too many white women for me to even go through. Granted the majority of people voting are white but jeeez. Each one of them had almost the same shape and that's what bores me.
I guess jus like in food we prefer more, spicier, variety etc. I still would pick my "Deadly Dozen" on the exception of Nicki(asssss) & JLO as my Sugar Mama. I respect their preference tho! THUMBS UP
WHY IS JENNIFER LOPEZ NO. 93?
Just when you thought J.Lo had retired to domesticity with Marc Anthony, she came roaring back with a new album, a spot on People's "Most Beautiful" list, a judging gig on American Idol, and a divorce from her husband. Somehow, she's still as sexy as she was alongside George Clooney in 1998's Out Of Sight. Lopez is one of the few 42-year-olds in Hollywood who looks naturally beautiful rather than nipped and tucked. As a single woman, she's now doing "the Demi Moore" and dating 24-year-olds. We need a new term for "cougar" -- one that goes above and beyond it.
WHY IS ADELE NO. 92?
Remember the days of Britney, Christina and Jessica, when a pop star couldn't sell a record without flaunting her bare midriff in a video or making love to a 20-inch python onstage? Well, this 21-year-old British songstress has rounded up those days, stuffed them into a burlap sack and bludgeoned them to death with a pipe -- her pipes, to be more specific. With her glowing mane, smoldering eyes and tornado of a voice, Adele breaks a thousand hearts each time she opens her mouth. All we can say is, thank God we found someone like her.
WHY IS LAKE BELL NO. 89?
OK, so How To Make It In America may not have made it to a third season, but its sultry star has officially discovered the secret to success: Declare 2011 the "year of nudity," then follow through on that promise. The rising star not only showed off her killer body and equally killer sense of humor in How To Make It and New Girl, and in movies like No Strings Attached, but also began contributing an automotive column for The Hollywood Reporter. A hot, funny car lover with no inhibitions? Forget 2011 as the year of nudity -- 2012 should be declared the year of Lake Bell.
WHY IS ZOE SALDANA NO. 83?
Zoe Saldana may be a nerd queen after Avatar, but as far as we're concerned, this former Na'vi princess looks a hell of a lot better when she's not covered up in blue CGI and cat ears. And even if Zoe's destined to a lifetime of fan fiction and Comic-Con appearances after her sci-fi double dip with Star Trek and Cameron's 3D epic, you don't have to be a geek to appreciate the actress' out-of-this-world looks. But thanks to the stunning Saldana, we're finally starting to understand why anyone would want to be a Trekkie.
WHY IS GISELE BUNDCHEN NO. 53?
There's not much longevity in the modeling world, but Gisele Bundchen has bucked that trend on her way to becoming a supermodel institution. The 31-year-old Brazilian bombshell may no longer be the hot up-and-comer she once was, but Mrs. Tom Brady is still the industry's highest-paid model and is still looking as great as always after the couple's first child. But that's not all. A recent study showed that the supermodel's stock is sky high -- she's even dramatically outperformed the Dow Jones since 2007. So the key to solving the recession is clear: more Gisele. Finally, a financial model we can get behind.
WHY IS NICOLE SCHERZINGER NO. 46?
If you search Nicole Scherzinger's name in Google, the search engine suggests "nationality." That's because Scherzinger's ethnic beauty isn't easy to place, making her all the more intriguing. The former lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls is a gorgeous mix of Filipino, Hawaiian and Russian descent and looks amazing in a bikini on the beach -- and on the dance floor. Scherzinger's moves are so intoxicating that she had no problem cleaning up on Dancing With The Stars Season 10. We bet she does a mean hula.
WHY IS BEYONCE NO. 39?
First Jay-Z crushed our dreams by putting a ring on it, and then shortly after her fourth album dropped, Beyonce dropped another major announcement -- that she was pregnant. But that didn't stop the former Destiny's Child singer from touring, and it didn't stop her from making this list. The hip-hop megastar may have officially retired her Sasha Fierce alter ego to take on the role of mom to Blue Ivy, but we're sure she'll remain as mesmerizing as ever.
WHY IS LADY GAGA NO. 18?
Lady Gaga may try a little too hard to be the next Madonna, but there's definitely nothing boring about this provocative pop star. Known for her crazy persona and even crazier outfits, the "Born This Way" singer has a pretty odd resume: She's modeled nude for Tony Bennett, hosted her own Thanksgiving special, become a creative director for Polaroid, and arrived at the Grammy Awards inside a giant egg -- and that was just in 2011. So if you like your women envelope-pushing, completely un-self-conscious and able to work a dress made of meat, Gaga's your lady.
WHY IS KATY PERRY NO. 16?
This pop star has accomplished the nearly impossible feat of turning us on during children's programming… twice. First, Katy Perry rocked her cleavage and a short skirt alongside Elmo on Sesame Street. Mothers caught their husbands staring and complained en masse. Then Perry voiced Smurfette in The Smurfs and gave the little blue creature a sultriness that was never in the original. Heck, of all the performers with crazy pink wigs these days, we'd be hard-pressed not to pick her as most desirable.
WHY IS RIHANNA NO. 9?
In her memoir Bossypants, Tina Fey cheered Beyonce for "bringing back the leg meat." Well, Rihanna has taken that "leg meat" torch and run with it. Watching her dance makes us forget that we ever desired supermodels with sticks for legs. Even the snooty Brits can't get enough of her. When Coldplay's Chris Martin needed a female vocalist for his recent "Princess of China,” he got Rihanna -- even though his wife Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to jumpstart her singing career. Sorry, Gwyneth, you've got no "leg meat."
WHY IS KIM KARDASHIAN NO. 8?
Sure, you may not have a shot with Kim Kardashian unless you're a pro athlete, but it's nice to dream, especially since the socialite is single again after a whirlwind, made-for-TV divorce from NBA power forward Kris Humphries. You may have had sticks of gum that lasted longer than their marriage, but Kim's impulsiveness isn't necessarily a bad thing. Hey, her killer curves make us willing to overlook a lot about the noted publicity hound. Because if there's any reason we're still keeping up with the Kardashians, it's Kim.
WHY IS NICKI MINAJ NO. 5?
If you like your artists a little out-there -- but not quite Lady Gaga out-there -- then consider Nicki Minaj a good mid-range option. Normally, we'd warn you away from any woman with as many wigs, alter egos and odd fashion choices as the curvy "Super Bass" rapper, but this constant feature on the Billboard Hot 100 charts is soon to be a regular on the Top 99, too. With everyone from Rihanna to Drake collaborating with her, Minaj is in high demand these days. After all, it's not often you find a female emcee whose looks are as infectious as her rhymes.
WHY IS SOFIA VERGARA NO. 1?
When it comes to Colombian imports, none are more in demand than Sofia Vergara these days. The jaw-dropping Modern Family star is one of our favorite things about one of our favorite comedies. Vergara shows off the best cleavage on network TV, and we've never been more jealous of Ed O'Neill. But despite her obvious assets, Vergara's also one very funny woman, lampooning stereotypes with her perfect timing. You don't have to pretend to laugh at her jokes, even if you do have to make a concerted effort to pay attention to them. And though you'd never think it to look at her, Vergara is mother to a 20-year-old.
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